tofu scramble omelette

It seems I've been keeping a secret, unintentionally, as it came up when I was talking to Mel on the phone last night. I...don't eat meat anymore. It's been a while, maybe since April. I don't really use the "V" word, mostly because I don't have a stance. I never really ate much meat. I was to the point where I never cooked it myself, and was really eating only chicken on occasion. I decided, I really didn't need it. So, out it went.

Enter tofu. I've never really cooked much with tofu. I guess you can say the same thing, I don't see the point. I'd rather more veggies and cheese to the tofu. But, I suppose there is some benefit, like say protein.

Now, most of you all should know by now, I'm not a fan of eggs. In fact, I hate them. Anything that tastes egg-y...yuck. But, recently a vegan friend of mine was telling me about this tofu-based omelette thing, and I was struck by the fact that, the tofu wasn't really there to TASTE like eggs. It was more a vehicle to get the other goodness into your mouth. And, a dream was born. One day, I will wake up on a Sunday, tired and hungry, and I will make an omelette. And it will be good.

That dream came true on Sunday, and it wasn't good. It was DELICIOUS.

I read various things, about omelettes and scrambles. And I decided the omelette route was mine. I diverged from the above recipes, mostly because of what I had on hand. First I began with my filling. I sautéed some white onion and garlic, then I added some asparagus. Once that was mostly cooked I added some fresh spinach. Is anyone else amazed at the significant size reduction of sautéed spinach. I put in so much, and it just shrunk down. And then, when the spinach was all cooked, I added a few tomatoes. Along the way I added some salt and pepper and our Cajun seasoning that tends to go in everything.

I left this on a low burner while I focused on the tofu. I pressed out some of the water, but I wasn't really careful to get it all. Then I sliced it, and put it through my little mini food chopper. It was somewhat paste-y at this point. I added some soy milk, although I didn't measure it - likely just shy of 1/4 cup. I mixed this up. It was still rather paste-y. Then I went to town with some seasoning. Cajun seasoning, salt, pepper, oregano (I think), and something else for sure.

Now, according to the omelette recipe, I was supposed to pour the "batter" onto a hot frying pan. My "batter" wasn't pourable, so I scooped it into the frying pan, and I tried to spread it around. I had some olive oil in the pan, and the tofu began to brown. Then, I put the filling on the tofu batter, and covered it with some freshly grated colby-jack cheese. I covered this, and let it sit for 4 minutes. At thing point, I was supposed to fold the omelette in half. This clearly wasn't happening, but I tried. It resulted in more of a "stirring" of the whole thing. So, this is when I switched from tofu omelette to tofu scramble. I just continued stirring and scrambling the whole mess. When it seemed done (brownish and warm), I scooped it on to a plate. I added more cheese on top, and ate it up.

It was so delicious, that I ran to give some to RO'D. He's pretty skeptical when it comes to these types of things. Veggie burgers, lentil tacos, tofu stir-fry, it takes some convincing. But, I tried. I said "Try this, it's delicious!" He asked "what is it?"

"Tofu scramble"
"oh, with egg replacements?"
"No, with tofu!"

So he ate a bite, and thought it was great. And said, "Wow, you can't even taste the eggs!"

"because, it's tofu!"

This is a winner!

My new favorite Cornbread recipe

I tend to bake late at night, I'm not sure why, I just do. So last night, around 11:30pm, I decided to whip up a new recipe I had found on allrecipes.com for Cornbread.

Who doesn't like cornbread? I've always made the super easy, somewhat healthy recipe on the package of cornmeal. It uses just a little oil, you can make it with one egg and one egg white, not too much sugar, it's great! But cornbread was on my mind recently, yes with Thanksgiving coming up, but I was also delightfully surprised when I went to dinner at a little cafe recently to be given a deliciously yummy and BUTTERY piece of cornbread while waiting for our meal. What a great idea! And way better than the typical bread basket. So I was craving a more buttery unhealthy cornbread recipe and came across this one below. It's not overly buttery either, but in my opinion, it's kind of perfect, and a recipe I'll be holding onto for a while. The best part? You can make it at 11:30pm and it will be done by 11:30pm. . . of course daylight savings time helps.

Grandmother's Buttermilk Cornbread

Ingredients

• 1/2 cup butter
• 2/3 cup white sugar
• 2 eggs
• 1 cup buttermilk (duh, I didn't have buttermilk. . . let 1 cup of milk with 1 tablespoon vinegar or lemon juice sit for ten minutes and there you go -- a tip I learned from Jenni!)
  
• 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
  
• 1 cup cornmeal
• 1 cup all-purpose flour
• 1/2 teaspoon salt

Directions

1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease an 8 inch square pan.
2. Melt butter in large skillet.* Remove from heat and stir in sugar. Quickly add eggs and beat until well blended. Combine buttermilk with baking soda and stir into mixture in pan. Stir in cornmeal, flour, and salt until well blended and few lumps remain. Pour batter into the prepared pan.
3. Bake in the preheated oven for 30 to 40 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean.**

* I used my 3 quart saucepan, which was big enough to later mix everything else into, and didn't have to dirty a bowl.
** It will only take 30 minutes unless you use part or all whole wheat flour instead of the all-purpose, but why would you do that? Need I remind you that there's already a stick of butter in there?

spinach & cheese = a match made in heaven

I'm trying out new recipes for Thanksgiving and holy holy have I got one for you to try.

It's very possible that I like anything with spinach and cheese, especially Gruyere cheese. I tried this recipe today though and thought it was extra wonderful so I wanted to share it. Even the picky husband liked it! So here we are, Spinach Gratin, brought to you by everyone's most favorite and fabulous chef, the Barefoot Contessa herself, Ina Garten:

Spinach Gratin

Ingredients

* 4 tablespoons (1/2 stick) unsalted butter
* 4 cups chopped yellow onions (2 large)
* 1/4 cup flour
* 1/4 teaspoon grated nutmeg
* 1 cup heavy cream (I used all whole milk, no heavy cream)
* 2 cups milk
* 3 pounds frozen chopped spinach, defrosted (5 (10-ounce) packages)
* 1 cup freshly grated Parmesan cheese
* 1 tablespoon kosher salt
* 1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
* 1/2 cup grated Gruyere cheese

Directions

Preheat the oven to 425 degrees F.

Melt the butter in a heavy-bottomed saute pan over medium heat. Add the onions and saute until translucent, about 15 minutes.** Add the flour and nutmeg and cook, stirring, for 2 more minutes. Add the cream and milk and cook until thickened. Squeeze as much liquid as possible from the spinach and add the spinach to the sauce. Add 1/2 cup of the Parmesan cheese and mix well. Season, to taste, with salt and pepper.

Transfer the spinach to a baking dish and sprinkle the remaining 1/2 cup Parmesan and the Gruyere on top. Bake for 20 minutes until hot and bubbly. Serve hot.

**Next time, on Thanksgiving if not before then, I will saute the onions a little longer, until they're not just translucent but golden brown. The best part of the gratin was the golden bits of cheese around the top edge of the dish, so I think if you get the onions to brown a bit too it would have that delicious sweetness and crispness that this dish needs.

Are you ready for some football?

Saturday was UTs first home football game, and the event was not going to go off without some sort of celebration. There was a gathering of sorts (normally I call these things tailgates, but recently someone has gotten very angry with my description of tailgates not being actually in a truck in a parking lot) So, I guess it was a BBQ. Full of people all in their burnt orange. All with tickets to the game. Who all walked over to the game together. A tailgate.

Anyway, a celebration of this magnitude required some new and delicious snacks. I'd recently scored a Rachel Ray magazine in the airport (ok, recently, the end of July), but it takes me a long time to get through all the things I like in her magazine. So far I've made three DELICIOUS dishes.

The first one was some simple couscous. You cook some couscous, garlic flavored if you dare. To it you add about a cup of chopped dried apricots, dried cranberries, golden raisins, chopped green onions and crumbled feta cheese. Oh boy, it couldn't be simpler. Or more delicious. I did not bring this to the football game, but I did debut it for a friends birthday back in August.

Next I tried some potato salad. I didn't really follow the recipe all that well, because I didn't have some things - like fennel. At first I had to google image search what fennel was so I could figure out where in the store to find it. And then when I found it, it was going to cost me a whopping $5. And something I saw on google suggested that it tasted like black licorice. No thanks. So I've modified the recipe. But, it's so delicious. You quarter (or eighth, seriously, who can eat a quarter of a potato) small red potatoes, and cover them with just enough water and salt (the salt in the water is key, according to one of my roommates who thinks my food needs more salt in it). Boil these and let them cook until they are soft, but not mushy. Then you combine 1 tablespoon of dijon mustard, 2 teaspoons of lemon juice, garlic, salt and pepper, 3 tablespoons of olive oil, and 3 finely chopped green onions. The first time I made this I had some asparagus, so I cut the tips and sauteed them a little in a pan and added those to the potatoes when they were done. The second time, I added nothing. Like I said, I didn't use fennel. I used dill. And what seemed like a bunch. I'm not sure how much. I kept sprinkling and stirring it into the dijon mixture, until it tasted good. Then you combine the potatoes and the dijon mix, and stir it up. And, good lord, it's delicious. This was debuted during a boat adventure on Lake Travis, and remade for the football game. Both times, it was a huge hit. Added bonus, for those of you who are interested - this dish is also vegan.

And for my last recipe attempt, and I must say the most fun, I tried beer-battered green beans with a tarragon aioli sauce. I was a little afraid of the beer-battering, but this was so much fun. First it was 2/3 cup of beer (I think I threw in a little extra for good luck, but they did taste beer-y, so maybe a whole can/bottle is too much. I didn't use the whole thing, a girl needs something to drink while she cooks!) 1/2 cup flour and 2 tablespoons of cornstarch. Let this sit there for a bit. Then I made the aioli, which was a whole lot of mayonnaise, tarragon (I used dried), dijon, garlic and salt and pepper. I really just kept putting stuff in and tasting, until it tasted good and I had a quantity that seemed appropriate.

Then, for the frying! I used about 2.5 cups of vegetable oil in a pan and turned the burner to high. I stuck a candy thermometer in there, to gauge the temp - RR says get it to 375. This happened quite quickly. When it's starting to hiss and sputter you're basically there. I dropped a small bit of batter in, and it formed a ball and floated to the top sizzling. That means I'm good. I whisked the batter a little bit more, and I threw my washed and trimmed green beans in. I stirred them around a few times to get them nice and coated. I dropped them into the oil in smallish batches, and the batches all tended to clump together - which actually made for easy flipping. I tried to flip them after about 2 minutes, and took them out when they were golden in color. They were probably lighter than golden. I let them dry off on a paper towel.

Sadly, because I live in Texas where it is hotter than hades, I then put them in a tupperware container and in the fridge. Next time, I will not do this. They got a little soggy. Or, they were just crispier before going in the fridge. But, they still tasted great - and were a crowd favorite. Also, without the aioli to dip in, these are vegan (right? I don't see anything vegan-offensive in there).

These three recipes are so terribly simple, and so delicious, I'm sure to make them again and again...and again!

Impromptu Pizza, sort of

While at Trader Joes one day, I picked up some of their fabulous herb pizza dough and pesto among other things. A few days later, I still didn't have a specific plan per say for the pizza, but my mother in-law was over, we were hungry, so I whipped something together.

I didn't have any tomato sauce and didn't want to use ALL pesto for the sauce since I already had the super flavorful herb dough. I did have some cherry tomatoes, probably left-over from the frittata in the post below, and red onions, so I sauteed those up with some olive oil, salt, pepper, dry basil, and garlic powder. When it was saucy and cooked, I stirred in some of the pesto and cooked it for another minute or so. I rolled out the dough, brushed olive oil on the crust, and spread my tomato, onion, and pesto mixture onto the rest. on top of this, I added whatever shredded cheese I had in the fridge. I think it was a mix of Mexican blend, mozzarella, and cheddar. On top of this I put some chopped green bell pepper and a bunch of fresh baby spinach (also, left over from the frittata. . . ). I baked it up and it was REALLY GOOD. I think sometimes the best meals are born when you're not prepared and need to use what you've got!! Mmmmmm.

Anyone for brunch??

Okay, are you still with me? There's yet more catching up to do!

I had some friends over for brunch a few weeks ago and made my first frittata! I'm not a HUGE egg fan, something Jenni and I have in common, but did want to give this a try. It's a Spinach and Potato Frittata that I added cherry tomatoes to. I also used at least double the amount of spinach that this recipe calls for and had to finish it off in the oven because it didn't set on the stove. Oh, and don't forget the salt! It needs it. Scott ate it, like most things, with ketchup, and really liked it.
















For this brunch party (and also for my own brunch birthday party in February!) I made Baked French Toast. Holy holy, this is good stuff. I make it with ONE stick of butter instead of two (OH Paula. . . ) and double the cinnamon in both the casserole as well as in the topping. No syrup needed. Delish!

German Chocolate Cake!!

About a month ago, I made my first German Chocolate Cake and it was delicious!! I mean, chocolate, coconut. . . hello?! Heaven! I topped it with a chocolate ganache just to make it even more chocolaty. Note: the recipe above is the same as the Betty Crocker recipe, so if you know Betty at all, you know it's a winner. Also, the pecan filling is not traditionally used on the sides of the cake. It's very goopy and hard to spread unless you let it cool in the fridge for a little while.

Graduation cake!

In June, I made a graduation cake for one of my students and her cousin. I had a hard time tracking down the plastic graduation caps cake toppers I've used in the past, so I figured out how to make it one (or rather, two!) out of fondant! I found some pictures online of other two-dimensional graduation caps, was able to draw it from the screen onto a piece of paper, cut it out, and then sort used it as my own homemade template and traced it onto the fondant. (I should probably mention here that I used white fondant, colored it with black food/icing color stuff, and just kneaded the color into it). I then cut the fondant out with a sharp knife and made it extra black and shiny by lightly rubbing some water on it with my finger. I also used a tiny bit of water on the back of it to stick it to the cake. I outlined the caps with yellow decorator's frosting and used a very steady hand (three tries for this one!) for the red tassel.

I used an ivory food/frosting color for the diploma, rolled it out, cut it in a rectangle, rolled it up, and tied it with a bow!

I'm baaaaaack (again!)

I love that we have this blog, Jenni (and Michelle. . . hello, Michelle? Are you out there?) and I really do need to get back into contributing to it. It's so much fun so I don't really know why I can't consistently keep up with it! Anyway, let's pick up from where I left off. . . post-Easter.

I made a super cute cake for a little friend of mine who was turning seven. It was my first time making people on a cake, and though I did "borrow" this idea from some pictures I found online, I'm still proud of it and I think it came out nicely! The party theme was a "sleepover party" though none of the kids actually slept over. . . the party was during the day and the kids were all six and seven years old, kind of young. I believe that they wore their pajamas to the party though!

i scream, you scream.

Oh, hi there, I'm just here trying out my new blog tag - homemade ice cream - because I feel that it is about to get OVERUSED!

Internet, my friend Melanie is the greatest friend! Besides being a wonderful cook and baker, and allowing me to swoop in to her daily life randomly and demand things like - a bed, and a muffin baking extravaganza, or say...a New Years Party - she has just sent me the best birthday present ever.

And I was just thinking to myself, what with all of Katie's recent posts about ice cream, I need an ice cream maker. Clearly good friends, like Mel, know what you are thinking before you ever even mention it!

Thanks Mel!! When I find a recipe for Mai Tai flavored ice cream, I'm making it, putting it in a bucket, and somehow getting it up there to you and LeahPants!

Happy June Birthday(s)!

I made a cake, but there's a story behind this cake.

A few months ago a friend of mine went for a job interview (which she eventually got, and then moved millions of miles away for!) and while on this interview she met people who held many roles in her future department. One was the Dean of Science. What a cool job title, I would love to be the Dean of Science. She also interviewed with someone who was the Cake Chair. Hello, Cake Chair?! I didn't know this could be a title, but it's certainly one I want!!

Recently I've been part of a small group of students in my department who have started a new organization, the Psychology Graduate Student Association, whose main goal is to get the large department to mingle and mix in a more social manner than we do now. This is a group that is desperately needed in our department, and something I'm very excited to be a part of. Of course, the first thing I suggested was a monthly birthday parties - I love birthdays, I love parties, I love baking cakes! I figured what else would get everyone out of their offices and chatting with each other, cake. So we decided that the last Friday of every month would be the monthly birthday party for that month. And we started as soon as we could, with June! And, in my mind if no where else, this makes me the Cake Chair!

For the first Monthly Birthday party I wanted to go with a simple (flavor-wise) cake, so that no one was disappointed. I choose Martha's Butter yellow cake, which was delicious (and my new favorite yellow cake recipe). I chose the Dark Chocolate Buttercream from the same book, but I was slightly disappointed. It was really a lot more solid than I expected. I made it the night before, and put it in the fridge, and it was a solid tub of chocolate in the morning. I had to microwave it slightly to even get it spreadable for putting on the cake. And once one the cake, it solidified pretty quickly too. It tasted great, but it was just - not what I expected.

Because they were June birthdays, I decided to decorate it with some piped chocolate butterflies. Which, in reality should have been piped days ahead of time, but I mostly forgot we were starting this and I piped them at 9pm the night before. But the first batch of butterflies were not up to par, so I ran to the store for more chocolate, and piped a replacement batch at midnight.

I used Mel's recipe for decorator's icing, and normally I fight with this so much. But, something happened right this time (maybe I finally got the HEAPING of the shortening measurement right), it was a PERFECT consistency. I also went back to a manual bag and tip for the decorating. I wanted to write on the cake, but cake writing is one of my biggest fears. I think it came out ok. I ran out of room a little, if I had my way it would read Happy JUNE Birthdays. But, I won't be picky.

Sadly, the butterflies didn't make it. The 5 minute walk from my car to school in the morning had them melty and droopy. They looked like sad hurt butterflies to me, but everyone else seemed to think they were "cute" - maybe because they hadn't seen them when they were beautiful!

Happy June Birthdays to all of our BIFL readers.

Vegan Muffins for Running!

A few weeks ago I was fortunate enough to be in New England, and spend the day with Mel (yay!!). And, in true BIFL fashion, we spent the morning baking! Mel helped me adapt her amazing healthy muffin recipe, to exclude the eggs and make them vegan. We used 1/2 a banana per egg (and since we doubled the recipe, we ended up using 2 bananas). We made 2 dozen muffins, so that I could bring them with me on my amazing race (also, here and here, and photos) and share them with the 12 other people on my team.

Mel, I hate to admit it - I forgot to share with all 12. Somehow the bag of muffins remained in our van the whole time. Although, I don't think the van minded. They were a perfect combination of fruity and nutty, and seriously hit the spot after we ended our legs. I know Lisa and I enjoyed our fair share (and probably one or two other peoples fair share as well). Thanks for making them with me, and providing me with all the ingredients. I love it when BIFL can having simultaneous baking IN THE SAME KITCHEN!

HAPPY EASTER!

As most of you know (haha, all two of you), Scott and I spent the past year living in a really SMALL apartment out in the boonies. It had a lot of pluses (cheap, quiet) but it was time for a change. We just moved last Thursday to a larger apartment that will be better for many reasons, so we're really happy! We're all unpacked and it already feels like home. So much like home in fact that we hosted a small Easter gathering today! It was super great! Here's what was on the menu. . .

A delicious Sangria that I've made a few times before. I love the fresh lemon and orange juice. Also, I use Triple Sec instead of Grand Marnier. It's less expensive, you can't tell the difference, and I can use the left-overs for future margaritas. Thanks, Emeril!

My mother-in-law brought her famous Easter Bread. It's not Easter without it! Unfortunately I don't have the recipe, but I do have a picture:


Isn't it pretty? And around the edge of the plate are her yummy Egg Biscuit cookies.

I made a new recipe today too: Baked Asparagus with Balsamic Butter Sauce:


I took a recommendation from some of the reviewers to brown the butter a bit. I also used olive oil instead of cooking spray. It was really good! Definitely a recipe I'll use for another holiday. For everyday though, I prefer my asparagus a little more plain.

I made a chickpea salad too that I wrote about in the post below this that was tasty. Also on the menu was my mom's rice pilaf. You want that recipe? You got it!

Mom's Pilaf:

3 Tbs. butter
1/3 c. orzo
1 c. long grain rice (I use Jasmine, my mom uses Uncle Ben's)
2 1/2 c. vegetable broth (or chicken) -- I use Better Than Bullion in water

Melt the butter in a medium saucepan on medium heat. Add the orzo and cook until golden brown, making sure not to burn it. Add the rice and stir to combine. Add the broth and bring to a boil. Cover and simmer for 20 minutes. Stir, remove from heat, and enjoy!

Diane made delicious Spinach Beregs, an Armenian appetizer similar to Spanikopita. Buttery, cheesy, yum.

I had a bit of a snafu with my Vidalia Onion Quiche. It's hit or miss really, and Diane has experienced the same thing. Sometimes it comes out soupy (like today!) and sometimes it's fine. Up until today, I thought that using half and half instead of 2% milk was the right choice for a more firm consistency but maybe not, unless I just didn't cook it long enough which is definitely possible. So I won't give you that recipe, though it's DELICIOUS. . . it's just kind of a mess sometimes. I can give you a picture though!


Sure, it LOOKS all innocent, right? OH, and I forgot to mention that I made two of these but one of them was a complete fail. Apparently when I was poking a few holes into the frozen pie shell with a fork (while still partially frozen, before adding the filling, so it wouldn't bubble up while baking) I may have poked a hole in the bottom that went all the way through the tin foil pie plate. . . so all I was left with in that quiche was, well, onions. I'm sure it tastes good, so I saved it. Good thing I put it on a cookie sheet before putting it in the oven!

We finished off the meal with my favorite carrot cake -- which I added 3/4 cup of raisins too because I think in the past that a whole cup is too much. I decorated it with my mother-in-law:


She did the egg and border, I did the writing :)

Wow, how's that for a long post to catch up for lost times?! I just hope I don't take an unintentional hiatus after this. I've really missed being able to host holidays and other food gatherings, so now that we have SPACE to do it I think we'll be hosting more often. You know what that means -- more cooking (and blogging!) YAY!

Catching Up!

Hi, my name is Mel, and I suck at blogging. (Look, Jenni! I'm back!)

Let's rewind a few months. . . I'm always a bit stressed and busy over the winter at work, but now that things are starting to wrap up for the year I'm ready to do some REAL cooking. For the past couple of months, I've gotten into the habit of really easy, fast, cheap meals. For breakfast it has been fruit, toast, maybe cereal (cold, I can't even be bothered with my usual beloved oatmeal!) Lunch has been peanut butter and jelly or spaghetti/ravioli (if I'm teaching a lot and need the fuel), and dinner is either salad, spaghetti (if I didn't have it for lunch!), pizza. . . oh, and if I REALLY want to go crazy, I'll heat up some fake chicken nuggets, make my mom's pilaf (see that recipe on this post), and cook some frozen broccoli or sugar snap peas. Yes, a three-part meal. Shocking, no? I did come up with some great salads though during this whole salad phase. I have rediscovered my love for salad in a bag, namely the Camps Elysee blend from Trader Joes that has mixed greens, radicchio, and shredded CARROTS for only $1.99. . . yeah, who wouldn't love that? So with that mix, I'll add cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, bell pepper, pre-marinated and grilled tofu that just needs to be cubed (easy AND delicious. . . ), honey roasted sliced almonds, and some kind of light dressing. Mmmm!

Here's a salad that Diane and I came up with over-the-phone that I made for Easter today. I cut some cherry tomatoes in half (maybe three packages?), rinsed and pinched the skin off of two small cans of chickpeas (yes, I pinched the skin off -- because I'm crazy), one English cucumber, three scallions, a small handful of shredded carrots, chopped, a small bunch of fresh basil, a smaller bunch of fresh mint, the juice from one lemon (could've used more but that was all I had), a good drizzle of EVOO, kosher salt, and freshly ground pepper. It was delicious! I'm not sure how long a salad like this, pre-dressed, will last though. But hey, it might not last too long anyway!


Okay, time to blog about the rest of Easter. This requires a different post all together! Stay tuned. . .

desperate times...

I've been busy lately. Too busy to talk to most of my friends (Hi, Mel!), too busy to go grocery shopping, too busy to eat three meals a day most days. In addition to being busy, I'm also training for a race at the end of May. It's an interesting kind of race, and I'm sure I'll give you the details of it later, but it posed an interesting problem to me today. I woke up and ran this morning at 8:30am, but I was slated to do another run at 5:30. After my first run I ate some peanut butter toast (among one of my post-run faves!) and got down to work. By about 3:30 I realized I hadn't eaten since the toast. Toast alone isn't generally enough to eat for one day, but certainly not one day when you hope to run a total of 10 miles. Of course, I had no food to speak of in the house, but I knew I must eat something. Something...fuel-y. And so, lasagna rolls were born.

I had half a package of lasagna noodles, some cherry tomatoes, a yellow squash, some grated parmesan cheese, and some fresh basil that we've been growing in the house. I sauteed the squash and tomatoes in olive oil, with a bit of basil. Then I combined the cheese and some more basil in a bowl, added the veggies when they were done. This was my filling. I dropped a few scoops onto a single lasagna noodle and rolled it up. Not surprisingly, they were delicious. And probably not a great idea to eat that 45 minutes before the second run. But, I can't wait for the leftovers!

Cake Pops: A tale of triumph over disaster

This all started last Wednesday when I saw something awesome on the internet. Cake Pops. The idea is simple. Bake a cake. Crumble it up. Mix in frosting. Form it into balls. Put it on a stick. Dip it in chocolate. The result, essentially heaven on a stick. My options were clear. Make the Cake Pops.

Luckily, for me, I was invited to a triple birthday bash over the weekend, what a perfect venue for me to unveil these guys. I should have known, anyone who "experiments" in the kitchen knows that trying something new for a particular event is never going to end well. This would be no different.

I baked Martha's Yellow Butter Cake, which may have ended my quest for a good yellow cake recipe. It was pretty tasty. When it was sufficiently cooled I crumbled it up into a bowl, and put that in the fridge. Then I started in on Martha's Strawberry Swiss Meringue Frosting. I've fought with this particular recipe so many times. It sure requires a LOT of mixing. And this time, I nailed it. The frosting was perfect. And delicious.

I started adding the frosting to the cake, and here's where the fails began. I added too much frosting, so it was a little too gooey. I should have stopped, but I didn't really know until I had gone too far. Unaware of the potential disasters lurking in my future, I rolled the cake/frosting mixture into 1 or 1.5 inch round balls. Then I threw them back in the fridge.

I melted the chocolate in the microwave, following the package instructions, and after putting the candy sticks in the cake balls I was ready to dip. No dice. The balls were so gooey, and began to fall apart in the warmed chocolate. When flipped upright to harden, the chocolatey ball of goo just slid off the stick. I tried a few, and each one was worse than before. So I stopped. With only an hour before the party, I "cleaned up" by putting 40 balls of cake and frosting on cookie sheets in my fridge, and ran out the door.

Two days later, I was trying to figure out what to do with the cake balls when I realized they'd firmed up a lot more. So I tried it again. Success. They are not pretty, I have no idea how anyone made them look like little chicks - mine are clearly lumpy blobs. I guess, you have to start somewhere. You can follow the whole process here (note, there are a lack of pictures of the mess, who knew that it would be resolved and warrant documentation). Without further ado, I introduce you to my first Cake Pops!

and the nominees are...

Mini Raspberry Cheesecakes and Oreo Truffles.

I was invited to an Oscar party last night, and of course needed to bring some Oscar-worthy treats with me. I was disappointed in my execution of the mini-cheesecakes, those are definitely not winning for any type of technical or cinematic category. In my mind, I was making them with a chocolate crust, so they would be Black and White, very elegant. But, the chocolate crust was more light brown, and the cheesecake more very yellow. The whole thing just missed the mark I was aiming for, and while they were good (have you ever met a cheesecake that wasn't??) they just weren't the hit I'd hoped for.

The Oreo truffles looked small and delicate, and tasted AMAZING, a clear front runner in this race. But they weren't without their problems. The truffles were supposed to be dipped in melted chocolate, and I waited questionably too long to do this step. I pulled out my double boiler, dumped in the chocolate, and went to town melting it. It wasn't long after that it turned into one globby clump, took on a life of it's own, and told me that there was no way I was dipping anything into it - its consistency was barely even spreadable. Somehow, I'd managed to mess up the simple step of "melt chocolate". Infuriated, I rushed to the store for more chocolate, and called my kitchen-emergency hotline (thank, Mel!) to discover that, in fact, a ganache recipe she has made clearly states "Do not use chocolate chips". I had, in fact, used chocolate chips. They were on sale and cheaper than the bars that I would have had to buy. Bad move, Jenni. Luckily, I was able to make a game time switch, and got the good stuff. On second chance I melted the chocolate ok (actually, the white chocolate never recovered, but I ran out of time to fight with it.) While, even my visions for the truffles were not quite achieved, their taste made it a moot point.

And, the Oscar goes to....

Oreo Truffles, who are gladly accepting this award on behalf of Meryl Streep and her portrayal of Julia Child!

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**Oreo truffles, totally simple:

Crush up Oreos in a food processor (save 9 crushed cookies aside for later). Combine remaining cookie crumbs, 8oz of cream cheese, and 1/2 tsp of vanilla with a mixer until mixed thoroughly. Roll into small balls and chill in fridge for one hour. Melt 1 pound of chocolate in a double boiler - careful, this part is apparently tricky. I ended up using one bar of milk chocolate and one bar of bittersweet chocolate together, I think it was a good choice. Dip the chilled oreo balls into chocolate and place on a wax paper lined cookie sheet. Sprinkle the remaining cookie crumbs on top. (I ran out of chocolate at one point, and simply rolled the oreo balls in the cookie crumbs for some - these were good too) Return to fridge to chill for one hour, or until you have to go!

Spice Up Your Life

A while back, about a month ago, my housemates and I threw a 90s party. We compiled a play list of over ten hours of awesome 90s music, gathered a bunch of friends dressed to the occasion, and had a backdrop of Clueless and Wayne's World looping on the muted TV. It was, I might say, a fantastic success. Of course, there needed to be some food for the occasion. I made "RED HOT CHILI PEPPER salsa" (which was just salsa from a jar put into a bowl and labeled), "REALITY two-BITE brownies" (which was nothing new or fancy), and "SPICE GIRL cookies", which were incredible. The recipe called for crystallized ginger, and that intrigued me. I was not wrong - were these ever delicious. I only wish I'd thought to make two batches and save one for the next day.

1/2 cup white sugar

3/4 cup unsalted butter

1 egg white

2 tablespoons dark corn syrup

3 tablespoons chopped crystallized ginger

2 cups all-purpose flour

1 teaspoon baking soda

1/4 teaspoon salt

1 1/2 teaspoons ground cinnamon

1 teaspoon ground ginger

1 teaspoon ground cloves

1/3 cup granulated sugar for decoration

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease 2 large cookie sheets. Cream the butter and sugar. Add egg white and corn syrup, mix until fluffy. Stir in the crystallized ginger. Sift together the flour, baking soda, salt, cinnamon, ground ginger and cloves. Stir this into the egg mixture. When dough starts to come together, mix with your hands to form a smooth dough. Form dough into 1-inch balls and roll in white sugar. Place 2-inches apart on a cookie sheet, and press down with the bottom of a glass. Bake for 12 to 15 minutes.

Our friends are bakers, too!

Here at Broccoli is for Lovers the thing we love second to showcasing our own kitchen creations, is showcasing those of our friends. For the second year in a row, Maureen has decorated an adorable Yo Gabba Gabba cake for her now two-year-old (holy cow, is he two already? I can't believe it!!) son Fitz. What a lucky kid, his mom makes the best birthday cakes around. Happy Birthday, Fitzo!

And over at quasify, Nanio has finally baked up some Gooseberry goodness. In his own words:

my gooseberry tart thing recipe (hashed out with help of my mom & internet strangers)

1) Mix a can of gooseberries, two thirds cup sugar and three tablespoons of flour together, bring a gentle boil. Let that cool. It will set up into a liquidy gel.
2) Make a top/bottom pie crust recipe. Instead of balling in two, make 8 to 12 smaller balls.
3) Mix an 8oz cream cheese (softened) w/ three tablespoons of sugar.
4) Flatten small balls (optionally, with your newly purchased and totally bitchin’ rolling pin), smush a tablespoon or two of cream cheese in the center and cover with a similar amount of the cooled gooseberries.
5) Crimp those bad boys shut and trim excess. We’ll have to pretend like I did this part of the recipe correctly.

6) Bake at 400 for 10-14 minutes.

My not-very-objective opinion is these tasted pretty decent but didn’t turn out to be terribly attractive. I think had I baked them in a mini-cupcake cooking sheet instead of on a flat pan it might have kept the three dimensionality I imagined when I started the project. Next time.

Looks delicious, Nanio!

YJPumpkin YJPie

I spent New Years' in Boston this year, and after ringing in the new decade in the most perfect way I could have imagined, I began a whole list (in my head) of things I wanted to accomplish in twenty-ten. Unbeknownst to me at the time, a mere two days later, I would have made my very first pumpkin pie. A fine accomplishment if you ask me!

Yep, I've never made a pumpkin pie.

I didn't grow up being a pumpkin lover, it wasn't until college that I was introduced to pumpkin bread (thanks to my boyfriends mom and her AMAZING recipe), which quickly became an all time favorite of mine. I've since enjoyed many pumpkin baked goods, muffins, pancakes, ice cream, the list goes on. Still - pumpkin pie is not my thing. It's the texture I think. I don't know. But I've never really loved it, and I've never made one. Until now.

It was a total last minute idea, and started about 45 minutes too late probably, but with the help of Nanio and his newly organized kitchen, we successfully threw together a pumpkin pie! We simply followed the recipe on the back of the Libby's Pumpkin Pie filling can, which included evaporated milk, some eggs, cinnamon, ginger, sugar, and probably a few other things. We used a graham cracker crust, because as I said we were extremely pressed for time.

I think I would have liked to have left it in the oven a little bit longer, but as it was we were leaving at the time we were supposed to be arriving at our friend's house for dinner - extra baking time was not an option.

All in all, I think the little guy turned out quite nicely. Everyone had a piece, and no one seemed to complain!